These movies are ran completely through Flash so
if you don't have it installed, GET IT because you'll need it for many other things on the internet anyways! Note: If you're
on anything lower than broadband (IE: 56K, 28.8K, etc.), you might want to think twice before playing any of these movies.
They're moderately big, and they may take a little bit of time on a dialup modem.
A.N.T. - This
is kind of explicit, so you may want to watch before you actually watch it.
Asian Pride - Here's
a little wannabe 2Pac version to support Asian Pride. It's actually pretty funny how stupid people can be.
Bin Laden Halloween - I
guess bin Laden decided to be nice...?
Blunder Cats - It
seems like a big bunch of cats in a cartoon cursing frequently. That's about all I got out of it.
Boot Camp - Here
is where Eminem is in boot camp, and he is all getting bossed around by the sargeant. Pretty funny stuff.
Brutality - This
is a Dragonball Z fighting flash, and it's friggin amazing. The effects and drawings in this flash are unlike anything I've
ever seen before.
Burning Stick - Let's
all laugh at the stick figure thats burning on fire.
Capture The Flag - This
is a really well done version showing the guy capturing the flag. The effects are amazing for a flash-made movie.
Counter-Stick - Absolutely
hilarious video (If you play CS) that makes fun of the kids that camp throughout De_Dust. If you like gun fights, you'll see
some here.
Counter-Stick 2 - Sequel
to the movie above; and it still holds true to its quality.
Counter-Strike N00b Song - If
you don't play Counter-Strike, your
not gunna get one laugh out of this movie. If you do, it can be hilarious.
Diplomacy - Let's
all make peace with Al-Qaida!! Yeah right!!
Drunken Santa - I
thought Santa was the good guy? Anyways, this is a hilarious movie that shows Santa really drunk, and it keep me cracking
up for a while.
Dust - Episode 1 - I
didn't really get a good watch at this movie, but at first glance it looked very well done.
Evil Granny - You've
never seen a pissed off granny until you get a look at this one. I've never seen granny rob a Pizza Hut!?
Fight For Life 1 - Here
is Part 1 of a mini-fight series that is pretty sweet. Not as good as Xiao Xiao, but not bad at all.
Fight For Life 2 - Here
is Part 2 of the series, and it's decent as well. Like I said in Part 1; Don't expect Xiao Xiao quality, but this definitely
took some time and thinking.
Final Fantasy Tribute - Chocobo Mix - This
movie wasn't made for people to laugh their face off, but it's a VERY well done movie that is for Final Fantasy fans. It has
absolutely outstanding drawings in it.
Ghetto Delta - This
is definitely the ultimate ghetto Delta airplane. It's so good, I might think about taking a hop in it.
Hate Crime - One
piece of advice; Don't piss off a guy about gay pride when he is talking about it.
How Many Licks - How
many licks does it take for you to get to the center of......a lesbian!
Idiot Ninja - Here
is a really whacked-out ninja that goes around to villages and things, and takes out people and whatever is in his way. He's
really clumsy as well.
Insanity Test - See
if you got the guts to stare at the picture for 30 seconds, and not go absolutely insane.
Intruder - I
wouldn't suggest intruding in someones house late at night. It may cause for a little act of violence:D
Jack Schitt - A
hilarious cartoon about the Schitt family.
Kick My Dog - Maybe
you've heard the prank call? This is the flash movie;)
Kill The Stickman - You
remember the Xiao Xiao stickman movies right? Well, in this game, you get your chance to kill the stickman with various things.
Pretty damn funny if you ask me.
Kofi Visits Saddam - Kofi
Annan (Secretariat) decides to give a visit to Saddam Hussein (Leader of Iraq) at his home. It's really whacked what Saddam
is hiding in there.
Kung Fu 3 - Digitally
remade from the Nintendo version (exact), and its kinda funny.
Mad Cow - I
didn't know cows could get this pissed off... I got scared while watching this one.
Madness Combat - Finally
a flash fight movie that doesn't involve sticks and has nice effects within it.
Mario Vs. Sonic - Awesomely
done flash that puts Mario and Sonic in one of the original Sonic 2 levels to battle it out. Make sure to click the "Full
Movie" to play the entire thing. If you're on 56K, you have the option of just viewing the end; Because it will load faster.
Max Payne - Very
sweet stick-fighting movie, except in this one you'll encounter guns, blood, and realism.
Mistary Man Steils Cadny - No,
this isn't a spelling error. It's pretty much a spoof of this kid stealing candy, but it's got a really weird theme, so check
it out for something different.
MK: Outtakes - Here
is a weird flash that is a spoof or something of Mortal Kombat. Not bad though, it's reproduced very well.
Monkey Lover - You
like spankin' the monkey? I'll tell you one thing...this guy sure does.
Napster Sucks - Napster
is kinda beat now, but this is basically Metallica talkin a lot of smack, and bragging how they get so much money and such.
Kinda cool.
Operation: Chopstick - Very
excellently made stick fighting movie, and this time it's NOT made by Xiao Xiao.
Operation: Dance Dance - Made
by the stick fighter makers above, and it's one of the best flash movies I've ever seen. Some of the dance moves the sticks
do seem impossible to do in Flash.
Paper Wars - This
movie is AMAZINGLY smooth. I have NEVER seen drawn characters move so fluently in a flash movie. DEFINITELY check out this
one.
Peeper - You
remember "Peeping Tom" right? Well this is similar, except with a guy just sitting in a tree peeping. Pretty funny and dumb
if you ask me.
Piss Off Your Friends - Here
is a couple ways (you guessed it) to piss off your friends just incase they tend to piss you off sometime.
Pong Fight - A
lot of people say they've seen a lot of things in their lives, but I've NEVER encountered two pong fighting each other. Original
and pretty funny.
Rou Bo - Here
again is another fighting scene, enjoy.
Saddam Plays Games - Saddam
decides to plant a little bomb under one of three cups. Bush can't find it:\
Saddam United Nations Conference - At
the United Nations Conference we all see what Saddam is really hiding in that special briefcase of his. You might be surprised...or
not.
Scarecrow - This
is one HILARIOUS scarecrow. You'll never ever hear a scarecrow talk like this again, so take advantage.
Sesame Street On Drugs - This
is another movie that was also on .mp3 format somewhere else. This is a very funny movie (even though I'm not a stoner), but
I got a kick out of it.
Ski Jump - This
is definitely not a way you want to ski jump.
Smoochie - You
have gotta love cupid, but this video makes it about 100 times more humorous.
Squigo - Here
is a little hand drawn dude that is pretty funny when he is on paper and doing whacky things. The cartoon really makes no
sense to me, but it's still good.
Star Wars - This
is very similar to the way the Stick Fight looks, except you gotta add some light sabers and better effects in this one=)
Steven Seagal: Episode 3 - Probably
one of the best drawings I've ever seen in flash, and the effects even make it more outstanding. Be sure to check this one
out.
Stick Fight - This
is absolutely the best flash movie ever created. It is a huge stick fight that incorporates matrix-style stuff in it too.
AWESOME!!
Stick Fight 2 - Another
awesome stick fight flash, but this isn't a sequel or anything of the last one. Still fun to watch though, so take a look.
Stick Fight 3 - Here
is another sweet but short stick fight of just two guys. Very nice Matrix and Dragonball Z effects in this one
though.
Stick Fight 4 - Here
is part one of a break-in chaos of stick fights, and it is excellently animated.
Stick Fight 5 - This
is a sequel to Stick Fight 4. It is very well done, and it completes the scene awesomely. DEFINITELY have to check this one
out. I have no clue how you could possibly do these effects in flash.
Stunt Experience - In
this movie, you have several ways of destroying the 'stick'. Sweet effects though.
SWAT Princess Vs. Talhasha - Here
is a movie showing 2 chicks fight with great effects. Warning that there is nudity at the end for all the young people.
Swear Teddy - Every
seen a teddy bear curse? I sure as hell haven't...
The Assault - This
is a war-type military movie that is moderately funny too.
The Unknown - This
guy seems to be stuck at work with a bunch of killers, but when he sees them he decides to take a little action himself.
We Didn't Start The Fire - This
features Billy Joels - "We Didn't Start The Fire, and pretty much flashes you through the whole song.
Why A Squirrel Shouldn't... - This
movie is absolutely hilarious, but it does have drug-related content in it, so be aware of that. I never seen a squirrel be
so funny.
Windows - You
gotta love the helpful errors and popup windows in Windows. Go mess with the start menu too.
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